Little Known Facts About Jeff

Find out when Jeff started shaving, how much titanium he has in his body, which line of nobility he's from, and which celebrity he got to play video-games with. Learn about out how Jeff unwittingly met the US Ambassador to Canada, failed to recognize him, and then had a half-hour conversation with about the New England Patriots. Luckily, Jeff didn't cause any diplomatic problems with the most powerful country in the world.

Here is a somewhat complete list of all of the Little Known Facts about Jeff:

 

  1. I am a master celebrity impersonator.
  2. I have titanium in three parts of my body due to three horrific sports injuries (Face, Right Femur, Right Elbow).
  3. I am descended from Icelandic Nobility.
  4. I once traveled from Vancouver to Ottawa and back in 12 days (including driving from Chicago to Calgary non-stop).
  5. I started shaving in Grade Six.
  6. I once played NHL 2002 on the Playstation with Todd Bertuzzi, and beat him in overtime.
  7. I met Paul Celluci (American ambassador to Canada) and didn't know who he was until the following day, when I saw him on the cover of the National Post.
  8. I starred as Aubrey 2 (the man eating plant) in our high-school musical production of Little Shop of Horrors.
  9. I haven't grown since I was 13.
  10. When I was a kid I had Strawberry Blonde hair, a studdering problem, and I failed Grade 1.